/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.

Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.

This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.

In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
by PsychoG1rl March 17, 2018
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Mermaids are people that support Nick Bean. They are some of the nicest, funniest, smartest, most supportive people on earth. They are part of an amazing fandom.
person: what do you call your fans nick?
nick: i call my fans mermaids
by aaliyahmr January 10, 2019
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A girl with the top part of a human, and the bottom of a fish.
The beautiful mermaid swam in the ocean with the graceful dolphins.
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Bunch of hot babes that live in the sea and are actually lesbians. In their free time they like to lure men to death.
by Moonlight mermaid May 04, 2018
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1; a mythical creature that appears as an attractive woman but with a fish tail instead of a pair of legs, who lures sailors with her enchanting voice.
2; someone (typically female) of a rare breed, blessed with haunting beauty and enchanting talent (usually at singing, but can also be applied to other art forms.)
"Agnès Obel is a human singer and songwriter but secretly she is a mermaid goddess..."
(comment found on youtube)
by Lilichi November 05, 2019
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Someone who has a much better voice than body.
A- I finally got to meet that chick I met online.
B- The one with sexy voice?
A- Yeah, bro. It was disappointing. She looks she's made from blocks.
B- Sounds like you got mermaided, my dude.
by Wordsexual September 21, 2019
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