Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.

The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole