something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be
"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"
by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie January 31, 2007
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pussy wig.
that girl was showing off her merkin at the strip club last night.
by heygirl2 October 15, 2014
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yet another def...

In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.

A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.
Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"

Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"
by Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire February 24, 2008
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Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.
Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.
by Kegsie December 23, 2006
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A mermaid's family or kin
Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'
by Leonard Interocitor March 07, 2011
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a swab for a cannon.
use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.
by noodlenoggin98 October 08, 2009
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another word for vagina wig.
damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!
by omfgmatty January 21, 2007
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an individual who merks around.
John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.
by cheekypete August 27, 2011
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