The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.
by Big Gooj May 12, 2023
Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.
Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.
As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.
As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
by Dildo Phil November 5, 2007
by mr.ryder December 3, 2009
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by brownie18 June 28, 2006
Often used by people who think (or Are) Gangsta.
Normally means murder or hurt or w/e
Sometimes used in lyrics aswell.
Normally means murder or hurt or w/e
Sometimes used in lyrics aswell.
by Dodgymonkey March 2, 2007
Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.
Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"
by aidnaam January 14, 2018