The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.
FUCK YEA!!!! I HIT HER WITH THE MERK BRO!!!!
by Big Gooj May 12, 2023
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Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...
by Dildo Phil November 5, 2007
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To eather kill or hurt someone very badly and then piss on them.
What the fuck dyou say cunt? cmon lets merk him.

haha, we just merked that bitch.
by mr.ryder December 3, 2009
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A word that should never be used in a video game. Meaning to actually kill, like in real life.
1: Dude I got merked at MW2 yesterday

2: Never say merk in a video game faggot
by Jimmy Balmar December 26, 2009
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verb To be fooled or tricked.
Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"
by brownie18 June 28, 2006
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Often used by people who think (or Are) Gangsta.
Normally means murder or hurt or w/e
Sometimes used in lyrics aswell.
Oi blad you're gonna get MERKED brav.
by Dodgymonkey March 2, 2007
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Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.
Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"
by aidnaam January 14, 2018
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