Urban Dictionary: merk

A word that should never be used in a video game. Meaning to actually kill, like in real life.

1: Dude I got merked at MW2 yesterday

2: Never say merk in a video game faggot

by Jimmy Balmar December 25, 2009

Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.

Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"

by aidnaam January 14, 2018

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verb To be fooled or tricked.

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"

by brownie18 June 28, 2006

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Merk

Often used by people who think (or Are) Gangsta.
Normally means murder or hurt or w/e
Sometimes used in lyrics aswell.

Oi blad you're gonna get MERKED brav.

by Dodgymonkey March 02, 2007

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Verb - simply put, the fuck the shit out of a girl.

Manny: yo, so did you smash?
John: did i smash?!?! shit, I MERKED that bitch!!!

by Beantown Joe March 27, 2007

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Anything you want ( Only applying in Gun-Ru aka Grand Rapids MI)

-Girls

-Fucking
-Cigerettes
- Chewing Tobaco

Im bout to go get some merks
-means Im bout to go buy some cigs or

Im bout to go get some girls
Bout to Merk a Merk

- Bout to fuck a girl or
- Toss a chaw
-Smoke a Cig

by Salteen Krackerz November 03, 2009

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To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

by happysmileygirl July 13, 2005

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