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Vommiting from the comsumption of too much Marijuana.
Bill smoked three bowls and a blunt and totally merfed man.
by Theman.com March 29, 2007
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Origin: as a mistyped word using T9 texting.

1. Slang for nerd, or geek.

2. Something which either is nerdy or geeky or exhibits nerdy or geeky qualities (WoW, Pokemon, anything you can be a fan of basically)

3. An insult for someone who is even worse than a nerd.
Only merfs like (insert geeky/nerdy/lame/otaku/weird thing here). Freaking merf...
by Field Marshal Herman Bubbles August 02, 2010
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the act of jumping off of the middle floor of a building.
I cant take nemore of these damn muffins, im gonna merf yo!
by heebie jeebie March 05, 2003
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The act of two men finding a dead woman that has been dead for a month then one man eats her out while the other pushes on her stomache to push her guts out onto the other man face.
Hey man lets get drunk and go merf that chick we ganked last month
by Jon Erwin March 08, 2006
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1. an utterance of exertion upon lifting a large, awkward object.
2. an utterance of exhaustion upon the dropping of a large, awkward object.
1. with a mighty cry of "merf!" he heaved the dishwasher onto his shoulder.

2. "merf." she sighed after dropping the engine onto the garage floor.
by kita June 08, 2004
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Merf: V. 1. To choke someone out 2. To smother someone
A: Did you about that wrestler?
B: Oh shit yeah, Chris Binoit. That psycho merfed his kid.
by Phil Good August 20, 2007
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The act of getting the shit beaten out of you by your friends as a joke

adj. merfed
Whoever falls asleep first is about to get merfed...
by Dill Pill April 16, 2019
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