Urban Dictionary: merf

"Narf" + sighing, or a remark meaning you are confused.

Merf! That was a long day's work!

by Zeldapika November 09, 2003

yo i t.oed this g and she merfed me like a shemp. look up shemp and t.o.

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

1.Term of endearment used to humiliate a partner in public.
2.Also used as random blathering by confused female companions.

"I love you, Merf!"
or may be used with other terms:
"You are my Sugar Merf."
"oh, Merfer!"

by Marklaria September 11, 2005

noun: any word, topic or object which would score very high on the merf scale

I don't know why it took Bob so long to figure out why "foot long hot dogs" are a total merf.

by jhimm April 16, 2004

A really sexy man over the age of 40. Even teens want to be with them.

Man, Did you see Johny Depp's latest movie?

Oh ya! He is SUCH a merf!

>> Dang that george cloney is one merf!

by babababakbakbka May 13, 2008

a substitute for the word cool, since it kinda gets old after a while.

Man, that bitch was so fucking merf in bed. hot damn.

by Richard Heymann March 17, 2006

kelly: MERF!!!
Ali: wow kelly. you're gross.

by AliFabulousShe May 02, 2008