Origin: as a mistyped word using T9 texting.

1. Slang for nerd, or geek.

2. Something which either is nerdy or geeky or exhibits nerdy or geeky qualities (WoW, Pokemon, anything you can be a fan of basically)

3. An insult for someone who is even worse than a nerd.
Only merfs like (insert geeky/nerdy/lame/otaku/weird thing here). Freaking merf...
by Field Marshal Herman Bubbles August 02, 2010
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noun: describes how inappropriate an object or topic would be in the work-place.
Bob had a special nack for always taking the conversation in the lunchroom right off the merf-scale, which eventually led to a harassment suit, and his termination.
by jhimm April 16, 2004
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The act of getting the shit beaten out of you by your friends as a joke

adj. merfed
Whoever falls asleep first is about to get merfed...
by Dill Pill April 16, 2019
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someone who acts in a “silly” or “stupid” manor on purpose
by lolripvine July 27, 2018
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"Matron Exclusionary Radical Feminist"

Women who are generally left-leaning and consider themselves feminists, but pride themselves on their hate towards women who have children and the actual children themselves
MERF: "Ewww, get a load of this BREEDER who is clearly MOMMY-JACKING by posting pics of her kids on her OWN timeline!"
by Mockzie November 16, 2019
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I was very merf today when I seen that booty!
by Sissyhoe September 22, 2015
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A statement, used to ensue displeasure in something.
When I was asked by my therapist how I felt, Only one response came to my mind, "merf.".
by Stargazer1738 June 17, 2017
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