Merf: V. 1. To choke someone out 2. To smother someone
A: Did you about that wrestler?
B: Oh shit yeah, Chris Binoit. That psycho merfed his kid.
by Phil Good August 20, 2007
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Wolfy Slang: A word covering multiple purposes depending on the context.

An easy substitute and / or acommpaniment for:

Sighing.

Expressing disdain, indifference, shame, and / or sympathy.

Shrugging. (files under expressing indifference)
Example I
Person A: What do you have to say for yourself?!

Person B: Merf..... I'm sorry.

Example II
Person A: Merf... Today sucks

Person B: What's wrong?

Example III
Person A: What do you think of my new girlfriend?

Person B: Merf... You could do better.

Example IV
Person A: My boyfriend is a jerk!

Person B: Merf, I'm so sorry. You deserve better.

Example V
Person A: You're incouragable...

Person B: Merf.
by Wolfy Hopeless January 15, 2006
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A Hawaiian local slang word for a large muscular guy or gal.
"Whoa bradda, the kine is merf!!"
by 774life February 01, 2009
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A merf is the wedgie women receive when underwear goes between the flaps of the vagina.
I need to go to the bathroom to fix this Merf.
by djmc1234 February 13, 2017
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Only the true degenerete with a depreaved mind could elicit such a word. It has no meaning and at a simple utterance can drive a sane man Mad!
"Merf" - to which others in the room reply "OH GOD IT BURNS!!!"
by Murphy September 10, 2003
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1.(noun)A very attractive female that is very obnoxious and annoying.
1. That bitch is hot yo.
Ya...to bad she's a merf.
by Govi Banks March 28, 2005
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To make a mistake. The term results from the step-by-step transitioning as follows:

1. Fucked up
2. Muffed up
3. Merfed up

Also, a slurring of "motherfucker" which can be used in polite public.
After erasing a large data file from his computer, Tony's friend said, "Dude, you merfed up big time!"
by S. D. Plissken March 25, 2005
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