Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
2
Wolfy Slang: A word covering multiple purposes depending on the context.
An easy substitute and / or acommpaniment for:
Sighing.
Expressing disdain, indifference, shame, and / or sympathy.
Shrugging. (files under expressing indifference)
An easy substitute and / or acommpaniment for:
Sighing.
Expressing disdain, indifference, shame, and / or sympathy.
Shrugging. (files under expressing indifference)
Example I
Person A: What do you have to say for yourself?!
Person B: Merf..... I'm sorry.
Example II
Person A: Merf... Today sucks
Person B: What's wrong?
Example III
Person A: What do you think of my new girlfriend?
Person B: Merf... You could do better.
Example IV
Person A: My boyfriend is a jerk!
Person B: Merf, I'm so sorry. You deserve better.
Example V
Person A: You're incouragable...
Person B: Merf.
Person A: What do you have to say for yourself?!
Person B: Merf..... I'm sorry.
Example II
Person A: Merf... Today sucks
Person B: What's wrong?
Example III
Person A: What do you think of my new girlfriend?
Person B: Merf... You could do better.
Example IV
Person A: My boyfriend is a jerk!
Person B: Merf, I'm so sorry. You deserve better.
Example V
Person A: You're incouragable...
Person B: Merf.
by Wolfy Hopeless January 15, 2006
5
The orgin of merf came from a 25lbs siamese cat named Oba in 1989. This cat would make the sound when happy, sad, being lazy, or just walkng around.
The group of kids around Oba started to mimic the cat in saying merf and it spread from there as a nonsense word that can mean anything, yet nothing.
For verification, search usenet posts back in the early 90s, and Northern Lights BBS.
The group of kids around Oba started to mimic the cat in saying merf and it spread from there as a nonsense word that can mean anything, yet nothing.
For verification, search usenet posts back in the early 90s, and Northern Lights BBS.
by Zolon May 09, 2006
6
a)
Penguin 1: wanna fuck?
Penguin 2: Merf!
b)
Dude 1: Yo, that car just totally merfed at me.
Dude 2: Dude brah, that's merfed up. Pass the bong.
Penguin 1: wanna fuck?
Penguin 2: Merf!
b)
Dude 1: Yo, that car just totally merfed at me.
Dude 2: Dude brah, that's merfed up. Pass the bong.
by Douglas J. Kozlowski August 18, 2006