A random word to use when you don't know what to say.

(noun) The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the buttocks.

The orgin of merf came from a 25lbs siamese cat named Oba in 1989. This cat would make the sound when happy, sad, being lazy, or just walkng around.

The group of kids around Oba started to mimic the cat in saying merf and it spread from there as a nonsense word that can mean anything, yet nothing.

For verification, search usenet posts back in the early 90s, and Northern Lights BBS.

1. the sound an irate or horny penguin makes
2. a fuzzy beep

A thought that you are unable to properly formulate to words, or is indescribable.

noun-a person who gives blowjobs often
-(a guy who is a merf is gay)
-(a girl who is a merf is a slut)

verb-to cum

A word made up in 2001, it was initially used in the Neopets RP forum and spread around the site before spreading to sites like avidgamers.

More or less a word to say when you have nothing else to say. Similiar to "sneh" and "nyeh."