Urban Dictionary: merde

Resorting to wandering through the streets after chainsmoking cigarettes and 3 bottles of wine, and other stereotypes the frenchman fell into moments of franglish "Mange Merde!" he cursed loudly at the car that nearly ran his drunk ass over.

by Hapto January 27, 2008

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merde berglare

A French turd burglar

The French are such a bunch of merde berglares

by Baron Von Batwing January 12, 2005

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bugger and merde

An combonation of two exclamations of bad things (bugger= litterally to sodomize, but said usually like "dammit". merde= french for shit)

Bugger and merde is usually used as a random exlamation of general saddness, a bad occurence, or pain.

Bugger and merde, my bloke dumped me for that tart in fifth form!
Bugger and merde, the painting WILL NOT STAY STRAIGHT!
Bugger and merde, I just jammed a nail through my hand!

by Le belle demoiselle December 18, 2006

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accoutre-merde

Get your shit together - en francais

Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.
Daughter: What?
Dad: S'il vous plais, accoutre-merde! Tout suit, mon petite dejuener!
Daughter: Oh, ok, I'll get ready to leave right now...

by Sketchy the Benz April 15, 2008

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mange merde

Defender of freedom. Educator of the uninformed.

Mange merde taught the French the definition of liberty but unfortunately they didn't listen.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

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mange merde

right wing loonie paederast; pseudointellectual boner of young bois

That mage merde sure is a homotron, huh

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

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