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The merch booth is the place a concert goer go to hang out if:
1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.
2.) You wanna meet the opening band.
3.) You wanna go smoke some blunts.
4.) You wanna go buy overpriced band merchandise.
The merch booth can be a place to meet people who are fans of the same band as you, a place to call your buddy on the cellphone, or just a place to be a wallflower. The most important part of the merch booth lurker is to never actually buy the merch they are trying to sell to you.
1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.
2.) You wanna meet the opening band.
3.) You wanna go smoke some blunts.
4.) You wanna go buy overpriced band merchandise.
The merch booth can be a place to meet people who are fans of the same band as you, a place to call your buddy on the cellphone, or just a place to be a wallflower. The most important part of the merch booth lurker is to never actually buy the merch they are trying to sell to you.
1.) "Dammit Deftones is playing now. Let's go hang by the MERCH BOOTH."
2.)"OMIGODDDDD the band is coming to the MERCH BOOTH to sign my tits!!!!"
3.)"Hold on, I'm gonna go smoke some weed by the MERCH BOOTH."
4.)"55 bucks for a concert shirt? Okay."
2.)"OMIGODDDDD the band is coming to the MERCH BOOTH to sign my tits!!!!"
3.)"Hold on, I'm gonna go smoke some weed by the MERCH BOOTH."
4.)"55 bucks for a concert shirt? Okay."
by Legion Tory April 03, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011