an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.
Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009
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Number 1 of the game Isle threats, The Isle Mercenaries made of up different members that use artifacts and guns to kill their enemies. They will capture any important place in public lobbys (Lab, Common guns places, etc.) They will kill anyone that opposes them. By 9/3/20 the group has been dispatched.
gamergirl3203: hi how pl-
(Dies and gets sent back to lobby)
gamergirl3203: omg the isle mercenaries killed me again!!!1
(Dies and gets sent back to lobby)
gamergirl3203: omg the isle mercenaries killed me again!!!1
by Noob_Master September 09, 2020
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IBS Mercenary is a Special type of Special mixed in with GayTard Retard that Kicks Good friends from parties and Sucks Butthurt Lord Thick and Thin for a living. He Also Pulls a Legacy Storms whenever someone joins his party or leaves and creates his not so secret top secret invite only party. You'll also see IBS Mercenary as a Dirty UnderWear Gargler.
by QwertyTwinkleToes June 08, 2019
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.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....
....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....
by troll akbar May 13, 2016
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1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.
2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003
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A position for sexual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. The origin comes from the forceful practices of Christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. Similarly, one person forces their "practices" on another.
by You're the Devil February 06, 2010
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Mercenary Tao is an assassin-for-hire in the dragonball universe. He is almost killed by Goku after receiving his training atop Korin Tower, but is revived as a cyborg, and is able to due so with all the money he received from his job. He is the Crane Hermit (Shen)'s younger brother, and the two of them have a fierce rivalry which drove them apart.
by kyle.biddle January 11, 2011
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