A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.