When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.

A thin wooden pole with some sort of metal thing on top, usually is sold at "the cum bucket" or you can pre-order the latest version online.
Side-notes:
is completely different from a knife
Is usually very expensive

when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit

The ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected.

Repudiation of trauma by pundits who's emotional quotient (EQ) = Arctic winter.
See also: tone deaf