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A shameless older, dirtier, ridden harder, and put away wetter version of the cougar or mountain lion. Typical costume makeup and pushed up boobs get bundled with the ticking time bomb of menopausal mood swings with this carnival ride.
In just the right hazy bar light, menocougars might look like fun to the younger guys they prey on but one never knows if he’s in for the sexual ride of his life or an emotional or physical beating…maybe all three in the same night.
In just the right hazy bar light, menocougars might look like fun to the younger guys they prey on but one never knows if he’s in for the sexual ride of his life or an emotional or physical beating…maybe all three in the same night.
Man, did you hear that Bret walked home naked last night after he left with the bar with that menocougar? I guess she pulled a nutty and tried to gouge his eyes out after he finished plowing her.
by the Beer made me do it September 27, 2015