The male menopause. Often afflicts middle aged men, resulting in the following symptoms. Chasing girls half their age. Chasing girls half their weight. Wearing leather trousers. Sporting an earring. Buying a german sports car. Has been known to coincide with males who are not well endowed.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.