One of the best bands ever. They've been around for twenty years, and they're going stronger than many of the young upstarts fresh out of the gate. They're currently on Patton's Ipecac Records, the place for music. Quite plainly, they just rip shit.

Buzz "King Buzzo" Osbourne--Guitars/vocals
Dale Crover--Drums
Kevin Rutmanis--bassist
Metallica fan: "St. Anger was such a dissapointment. I want to like it, but I just can't."
Melvins fan: "Check out Pigs of the Roman Empire, the Melvins still know how to make music, unlike Metallicock."
by Virgil Caine May 30, 2005
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A boy who is loving, cares so much for other people until he forgets about himself. Hardworking , very intelligent young man who doesn't care what comes out his mouth. Very bold and strong with a deep history behind him.
Melvin is the best friend I have ever had
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to eat ones cat, dog, or guinea pig
if your dog doesn’t shut up i’m going to melvinate him.
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A Melvin is one of the best friends one person could have, they are always supportive and have an open heart. They sometimes hide their real feelings but if you become their friend they will open their heart out to you. Melvins are one of the best people you could meet so if you meet one keep him. Some Melvins are tall and most play sports. They are really easy to talk to and they will defend themselves and their friends(if needed.) Also he is smart and most likely loves to work out and cardio is his weakness.
"Hey, what's that dudes name?"
"His name is Melvin, he's so nice and I'm happy to call him MY bestfriend!"

"Oh, that's cool!"
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A rare person that jacks off everyday usually have ligma
Melvin’s arm is hugs,girl omg yea Melvin’s friend yea he maturbates daily
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The realest nigga out. Point blank period. If you run into him you might as well drop your panties. Not only is he sexy but hes sexy as fuckkkk. If somehow you can wife him up then you better be throwing it back better then any girl out there.
Girl 1: Damn girl did you see him ?
Girl 2: Hell yes thats Melvin <3
Girl 1: Have your panties dropped yet ?
Girl 2: Duhhhhh
by Whyyyy March 06, 2013
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