a cool dude, usually black, and is very funny. can sometimes get ghettp but its funny. also can be arrogant and annoying at times.
dude 1: hey look at that dude.
dude 2: he looks like a melvin.
dude 3: thats his name.
melvin: (walks up) hey arent i just the greatest?
dude 2: he looks like a melvin.
dude 3: thats his name.
melvin: (walks up) hey arent i just the greatest?
by smeplenz September 16, 2009
Some weirdo that alway's gonna have you're back. he can be very man whore-ish, but he is devoted to friends. nothing breaks him. he's probaly been through a lot in life, but that's only made him stronger. Not to mention is has some lungs! He's really loud and a great singer. fun, yes. annoying, kinda.
by GargleGargle July 18, 2010
When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and this particular night I was wearing a pair from 3 years ago so they were VERY tight. So when I was sleeping one night my brother (who was 16 at the time so hes big) came in and tied up my hands and I am a heavy sleeper so i didn't notice. Then he grabbed the waistband front of my tighty whities and pulled up real hard (giving me a melvin) and was holding me in the air and i kept struggling and he was laughing. Then he drags me into the bathroom and hung me on a towl rack, giving me a hanging wedgie. It hurt very bad. Then he pullled off my pants while i was up there and hid them and so I was hanging there just by my underwear thats all I was wearing. Then my other brother came in and took a picture of if and i kept telling them to stop but they made fun of me for wearing tighty whities.
by Kyle23205884 May 01, 2006
The act of creating alternate handles on an internet forum so frequently that not only does nobody know who you are, but no one can tell the real n00bs from the regular posters
also, a passive counter to elitism.
also, a passive counter to elitism.
by D8alus February 04, 2004
A melvin is when somene pulls on the FRONT waistband of your underwear giving you a melvin. Which is mostly called, A Frontal Wedgie.
by xxxsamanthasssssss May 23, 2007
A type of person, the melvin (noun) is half characterized physically, and half emotionally and by their demeanor. It should not be confused with a nerd, geek, or a person, because it does not have a soul.
The debate of whether one is born a melvin or it is an onset condition still rages on. Most research shows that melvins were actually born with souls, but through their incessant self-pity and self-loathing and miserable lives, they actually exile their own souls from their very bodies, which i will describe next.
(Essentially, they are born with souls, but their terrible genetic features lead them to certain doom, and thus the condition is in genetic limbo.)
The melvin form employs the most unfortunate of human physiques. The melvin is a physically (as well as mentally) feeble person, down to his lack of sufficient muscle tissue, weak bones, small frame, and feeble voice. The melvin has pathetic, sloping shoulders and disproportionally short arms, that broadcast his lack of confidence and competence. Baby fat (not to be confused with fun fat - which has at least one merit) is present in many melvins, but is not essential to melvinhood. Often it occurs only in the midsection, leaving short skinny limbs and face, giving a physique similar to McDonald's "Grimace" character, the big limbless purple thing with a hooker addiction.
Melvins are typically worthless members of society, as they spend most of their time whining, pitying themselves, and sucking at life.
some refer to the female version as a "she-melvin."
These tend to be more rare, and as the gender line can be very hazy with melvins, it is safest to stick to the simple "melvin" nomenclature.
The adjective form, "melviny," is also appropriate in describing such characters.
pop culture references:
South Park season 3 episode 8, "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub." Stan is forced to play with some melvins at an adult meteor shower party.
The debate of whether one is born a melvin or it is an onset condition still rages on. Most research shows that melvins were actually born with souls, but through their incessant self-pity and self-loathing and miserable lives, they actually exile their own souls from their very bodies, which i will describe next.
(Essentially, they are born with souls, but their terrible genetic features lead them to certain doom, and thus the condition is in genetic limbo.)
The melvin form employs the most unfortunate of human physiques. The melvin is a physically (as well as mentally) feeble person, down to his lack of sufficient muscle tissue, weak bones, small frame, and feeble voice. The melvin has pathetic, sloping shoulders and disproportionally short arms, that broadcast his lack of confidence and competence. Baby fat (not to be confused with fun fat - which has at least one merit) is present in many melvins, but is not essential to melvinhood. Often it occurs only in the midsection, leaving short skinny limbs and face, giving a physique similar to McDonald's "Grimace" character, the big limbless purple thing with a hooker addiction.
Melvins are typically worthless members of society, as they spend most of their time whining, pitying themselves, and sucking at life.
some refer to the female version as a "she-melvin."
These tend to be more rare, and as the gender line can be very hazy with melvins, it is safest to stick to the simple "melvin" nomenclature.
The adjective form, "melviny," is also appropriate in describing such characters.
pop culture references:
South Park season 3 episode 8, "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub." Stan is forced to play with some melvins at an adult meteor shower party.
Steve: Dude, that guy really must suck at life.
Dave: Yeah, he was so pathetic that I don't even feel bad, because he felt bad enough for himself for all of us.
Steve: Yeah. Textbook melvin....
Dave: Yeah, he was so pathetic that I don't even feel bad, because he felt bad enough for himself for all of us.
Steve: Yeah. Textbook melvin....
by saltybawls June 25, 2009
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