A Melvin is person who typically takes the job of a bank manager based on his name.
That Melvin is definitely a bank manager, you can tell by his name said Jess
by Melvin the bank manager June 10, 2019
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Adam Lambert's facial hair, loved by some, hated by others
Glamberts are going crazy, Adam grew Melvin again!
by Loheli December 10, 2012
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A severely odd and uncool person.
A wimp or a tool.
Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.
by The Wonderboy August 06, 2005
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front wedgie. i.e when your panties are in between your labia
Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.
by Katie February 28, 2005
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Someone incapable of taking anything seriously or getting upset, much to the annoyance of others
Oh my god she's such a Melvinator, she's so damn happy all the TIME
by Ten98 March 10, 2009
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A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Funniest person around. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.
melvin, funny, seductive, charming, suave
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