When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.
Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?
by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021
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Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.
Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!
by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021
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The name given to a really comfortable bed
I am going to go to my Melon Tree and sleep
by Rastamouse1 June 15, 2015
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Used to describe a genius Melon that shoots cars into space.
Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!
by Joschkaskaden May 01, 2018
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THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.

Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.
by GOD__> December 05, 2020
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A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 03, 2014
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