Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)
Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot
by Risottos cumjar October 22, 2020
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Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).
The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.
by RomanThorne September 03, 2015
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When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.
Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.
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A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.
John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.
by Right in the bum May 05, 2016
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An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
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Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.
by thecathandler2 March 27, 2009
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