Urban Dictionary: melonous

My bra size is 34DDD. I have big melons.

by DaisydukeDDD June 11, 2013

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cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

by shou-chan August 09, 2003

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What life tend to give to dyslexic people every now and then.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

by Indianacat January 25, 2015

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She had the biggest Melone's

by jkashfkjdsrw July 10, 2008

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big boobs which make men horny

italian ladies have big MELONS

by Mike Faraingdon April 07, 2010

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someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

by quidditchking June 04, 2009

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A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.

You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?

by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016

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