Urban Dictionary: melk

Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.

Mom, can I have a glass of melk?

by MastermindSith February 20, 2005

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Dutch word for milk.

A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.

by Maglor May 28, 2005

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Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

by John July 08, 2004

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better drink than "milk"

call the cool kids say melk instead of milk
example:
TAYLOR-i like melk with my cerial
BEN-ur an asshole

by tayler cladnEy April 07, 2004

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a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.

I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.

by Melk Lover March 24, 2003

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noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.

omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!

by 12334540qwghjspoi November 21, 2010

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A white and liquid substance, ususally spoiled if left unrefrigerated.

Brother 1: Hey, yore pouring orange jus in yer cereal ! Go get the melk, man!

Brother 2: No... its bad and it smells funny .

by Barry B.A. , North America January 07, 2010

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