When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a distant relative to The Hamburlger; cousin to the Turd Burgler; gay brother of Zoro

easily identified by his tendancy to wear big-ass ol' eye-glasses (non-perscription, "it's only for decoration...")

bald-ass moby lookin' dude, who loves dudes and is very fond of getting pink socked

Tall gangly dude that has more luck getting guys than girls and yells things like "I want to cum in your butthole too!"

Some fag that works at a car dealership with a bunch of other fags who talk about the poon they never get.