You’re a bull shitting fantasist and I don’t give a fuck what you are bull shitting about.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Not giving a fuck what so ever about anything because you are a hard as fuck ninja.