THE BEST WC3 PLAYER EVER HES ONE OF THE KINGS OF METASTASIS AND DINER OF THE HALL OF THE QUADRA CLAP

"Huge cock. Huge cock named 'Dad's cock'." - Swan
"megapwn is the only metastasis player better than me. I'd fuck him." - LimeLifeGirl
"The prodigal son of Profligacy." - Unknown
"I'm going to add megapwn to the credits for pokemon world. fuck the guy who actually made this map though lol" - eMoo

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk