n. A measurement of irony, usually used in tandem with irony parity (i.e., ironically doing something ironically, such as killing a jew and rolling your eyes). One megahitler is approximately equivalent to 1,000 SomethingAwful forum posters being incinerated alive, 10 Fark posters breathing, or one Reddit user being born.

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.