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The meerkats are an alien species working together with bob the builder to dominate the universe.
In total there are forty two meerkats, every other one you’ve seen is most likely an illusion.
Stay safe.
In total there are forty two meerkats, every other one you’ve seen is most likely an illusion.
Stay safe.
by tedescotime June 02, 2018
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Gay Guy in Sydney: You so precious my little South African Meerkat
Tourist: Dude i'm not that way inclined
Gay Guy in Sydney: I'll give you my car for one night on the backseat with you
Tourist: Sod off mate, not gonna happen as he turns to his friends and begs to leave
Tourist: Dude i'm not that way inclined
Gay Guy in Sydney: I'll give you my car for one night on the backseat with you
Tourist: Sod off mate, not gonna happen as he turns to his friends and begs to leave
by touristslashy May 17, 2006
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A person that you don't understand; that makes you feel like you're watching Animal Planet and you don't get what's going on.
A "Meerkat" is an ex girl/boyfriend who broke up with you for no reason, and you dont know anything about them
by Quinnie-Pooh May 08, 2010
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small cruel horrible stupid man with balding head. Habit of trying to look tallernd oppressing school children (often witin the teaching busniess).
by Lara123 January 07, 2010
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Those familiar witht the way Meerkats re-produce will understand where i am coming from. when fucking doggy, interlock your arms across the females body as if about to pick her up, furiously fuck and dump your beans in several seconds....now, do NOT let go simply roll over still clutching the female and sleep untill refreshed...wake up and piss in her bush so she knows she is your teritory...make sure you keep your hands close to your chest and look out for enemies
by mrgwordperfect May 30, 2007