Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A medlock is a big boobed mangina. He/she likes to suck the end of a horses falice. Whilst sitting and reciting Fantastic Mr Fox to himself at home, he has female slave weasels suck upon his juicy moobs. Opening park gates turns him on.
Also, he likes to suck air out of television speakers and polished dishwashers with his tongue.
Also, he likes to suck air out of television speakers and polished dishwashers with his tongue.
Boy: Hey look at that boy/girl over there who has boobs, sucking on a falice, reciting fantastic mr fox with weasels sucking upon his nipples, wanking over that gate, sucking that speaker and licking that polished dishwasher!
Girl: Yeah! He's such a Medlock.
Girl: Yeah! He's such a Medlock.
by sdfsdgf January 20, 2009