Urban Dictionary: media

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When somone say "you don't even know what a medium is" and you sit their thinking about it and realize it must be his tampon size.

guy: it hurt real bad
you: oh your medium?

by EmilyXMarie April 27, 2009

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Commonly known as the middle divider on the freeway to uneducated North American, which is actually called a MEDIAN.

"He crashed through the medium on the freeway."

by Gryffinval May 25, 2018

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one bad ass mother fucker. the son Johnny never had (damn your eyes)

"hey medium, how much for one of your tricks?" "fuck medium, settle down!"

by sean wilson October 04, 2003

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Democratic loosers' who whine and cry because the Republican's are ALWAYS right.Moron's.

NBC-Television. ABC-Television. CBS-Television; Dan Rather

by John December 16, 2004

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Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

by cornholio October 06, 2003

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Claims to be an accurate source of news yet only cares about profits and control. Honestly, if you were to do your own research it would be better than what some guy on tv tells you.

The media lied about everything to gain money and ratings.

by OmegaVideoGameGod September 07, 2016

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