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A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.
Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009
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A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.
"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"
by orangefizzlebiz October 20, 2008
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The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears
There was a wild meating party Saturday night.
by The tenderizer October 09, 2017
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A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.
Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!
by jewrock January 27, 2011
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