To rapidly slap your semi hard cock on someones forehead while screaming meatie in a high pitched party toned voice usualy done as a threat if a girlfriend wont make you a sandwich or back talks you.
I told Laurie if she dident hurry up and give me a mouth hug she was going to get a meatie

2, She said she was going to be up and ready by 7am so at 645 when she was still asleep I woke her up with a meatie
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noun: meaty; plural noun: meaties

synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll

antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind

COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS
I. Stupid look of superiority
II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)
III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner
IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments
V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically
VI. Confused by basic biological processes
VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers
VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia
IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate
X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal
XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)
XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes
FORMAL
The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf.

This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each.

INFORMAL
a person who eats meat; an ignorant person

ARCHAIC
a person of low intelligence.
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A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.
Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.

Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.

"she's nice and meaty!"
by karazy April 13, 2005
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Wow Sarah, you got really meaty when you crushed that beer can on your forehead!
by denigod August 24, 2006
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The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up
Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty
by Dennis Hill May 15, 2006
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An over-the-top version of the football jock. Acting like a meathead. Doing meathead like activities. Push-up competitions in front of large groups of people. Talking about the weight room and lifting weights at a party. Trying to impress girls and other meatheads with muscles. Loves to fight other meatheads. Moving large heavy objects for show. Generally lack of intelligence but no lack of muscles. Main sport is football and loves the high school glory days.
Stop trying to lift that table, you're being pretty meaty.

Yo, you're pretty meaty today.
by Papparazzi` May 18, 2009
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