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A person who acts like an idiot or otherwise incompetent person. They usually do things to try to fit in, but do them wrong. Meatheads also have weird habits that they think are normal, but really aren't. Meatheads are generally slow (mentally) and are obnoxious, and sometimes try to act like experts in areas that are usually unimportant (such as racoon behavior or other such oddities). A synonym for meathead is idiot.

One that cannot think or talk about anything except rowing, riding, wieghts or other forms of strenous activity.

An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.

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a major doucher(s) who gets an erecjion from lifting heavy weight, drinking mad protein shakes, and injecting steriods up their friends asses. These men also enjoy checking eachother out and often have circle jerk congregations with fellow meathead douchers.

A Small Brained Individual, Who thinks about nothing but Lifting Weights, Protein Shakes, NAPS, Wearing Cutoffs, Night Clubs, and impressing, women, usually 2 to 3 years younger than themselves. They Wear Shirts too small and, don’t care about school until they find out benching 350 pounds wont get them a job at the big business. Meatheads will have a myspace, showing numerous pictures of themselves flexing and showing off their polished muscles. Future involves bagging food at local convenient store. When having spare time they can be found at the local, GNC. Meatheads associate themselves as in some sort of mafia ex: Sleeveless, Mafia. In 10 years you can usually find this, mafia working a low wage job like blockbuster cashier, or of a fast food restaurant reminiscing of their high school, glory days!