i got caught meatballing some dude so he tried to cut off my ball.

Guy1: Hey look it's Meatball!
Guy2: Ooh I'm horny, let's go to our seperate houses and masturbate.
Guy1: Good idea.

When you see a beautiful woman stroll by you look at your friend and say, "Did you see that meatball?"

Dave: "Dude, I just had to comb a shitload of meatballs out of my ass hair.
Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."

fat dave grodin

Mario was really meatballing Lisa last night.

“He’s such a meatball! Ugh!”