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(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A lenth of meat (often pork) which is cooked and inserted into a bun.

Usually contains high levels of greese. Often served with splatterings of a varying range of fluids and vegetable pieces.
Can I have a large meat baton with cheese and thora flakes please?
by Jambodia The Nude April 26, 2003
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