"Nolan Fillet told me a really stupid story about meat clapping.
I then later tried it for myself and IT WORKS!!!"
"I swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long."
I then later tried it for myself and IT WORKS!!!"
"I swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long."
by The Lone Boner September 1, 2009
when two fat people hug, give each other a high beefy five, or try to squeeze together in a seat they know their fat asses cant fit in
"Hey Sam we won!"
"Yea man I know!"
"Let's meat clap!"
(High five) Gloush!
"I'm sorry there's only one seat left"
"Well I think we both can fit dont you Symone?"
"Well I guess Allison!"
"If we meat clap we might be able to fit"
(They squeeze together in the seat) CLOMP,PHEESH,GLOMP
"Yea man I know!"
"Let's meat clap!"
(High five) Gloush!
"I'm sorry there's only one seat left"
"Well I think we both can fit dont you Symone?"
"Well I guess Allison!"
"If we meat clap we might be able to fit"
(They squeeze together in the seat) CLOMP,PHEESH,GLOMP
by Mz.Breezy April 3, 2008
This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023