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meat log

A slang alternate to the word penis.

"I am going to slap you right in the face with my meat log", said Marcus.

by Jame Ski July 29, 2014

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I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

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meat log

A mans Cock, penis, hog,boytoy,etc

I was giving him my meatlog and blasted him with my cock snot

by Mikie J. December 29, 2004

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meatlog

A strange concotion of various mechanically seperated animals and/or byproducts stuffed into an edible casing. Can be found on various holidays, usually as an accessory to cheese baskets, or at the work Christmas party in the secretary.

Just what I always wanted, a meatlog! (n)

The meatlog slapped her face gently at first.. (adj)

Go meatlog yourself fool! (v)

by HaleHH January 11, 2006

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Meatlog

A guy's penis.

That's a mighty big meatlog you got there sir, allow me to meet gays.

Want to taste my meatlog?

by KISWDon September 29, 2008

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Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 05, 2019

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Meat log

Another word for penis.

She blowed my meat log super hard.

by FuckBlow July 22, 2019

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