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The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
by Snu November 07, 2003
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Jun 2 Word of the Day
Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".
I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.
by Scottokelley January 13, 2017
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The pithy vestibules often referred to as the vulva of the external female anatomy otherwise known as the labia minora, the clitoris, and the labia majora.
My meat puppet offered an encore performance between Janet's meat curtains last night.
by brother blade April 16, 2008
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Hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your ass!
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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"So, I was going down on this chick the other nite, and she had the nicest meat curtains."
by Mychelle December 20, 2006
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