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A person who face plants with significant velocity.
"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.
by Toasterizer June 04, 2016
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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(Noun): When a person slides across pavement at a high speed. Commonly seen in action sports such as skateboarding, longboarding, and motorcycling.

(Verb): The act of obtaining road rash.

Synonyms: fall, slide
“I’m gunna bomb this master hill”

“It’s pretty sketchy, don’t meatcrayon at the bottom”

“I’m sending it
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1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.
1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.
by NotoriousGIB December 11, 2007
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