meanderthal

Noun
1. An incredibly slow person.

2. Someone who walks or drives erratically and very slowly.

Look at that guy. Going 45 in the left lane. He's such a meanderthal.

by JHockeyWhat? May 20, 2014

meanderthal

a person who meanders through a parking lot or cross walk oblivious to the car or cars that are waiting for him

Oh no, looks like we'll have to wait for this meanderthal....

by kitchen patrol June 8, 2015

Meanderthal

A meanderthal is a person with a primitive sense of direction or courtesy. These people are commonly found as pedestrians as well as drivers, typically fond of the Prius, making frequent visits to places such as Wal-Mart and Starbucks.

"We'll get there as soon as this meanderthal finishes crossing the street."

by QwertyQuarter July 2, 2019

Meanderthal

One who meanders aimlessly

The wandered. They loved. They were meanderthals that night.

by Mrangryoctopus July 13, 2019

Meanderthal

Noun. A driver on the highway who just kind of meanders around like they're lost, unable to choose a lane or a steady speed.

Look at this guy, driving around like he's completely lost. What a meanderthal!

by Fluffiestdrop45 January 24, 2019

Meanderthal

(Noun) A person who wanders into crowded areas and obliviously impedes the flow of traffic.

I almost missed my flight getting stuck behind this meanderthal who was mesmerized by the moving sidewalk.

by Nonsensicalmetoo August 24, 2022

Meanderthal

An individual who lacks focus, who's interests change constantly, and who easily changes the subject or gets distracted.

Try to stay on topic, Joe... you're such a a meanderthal!

by on July 16, 2025