Urban Dictionary: meadow muffin

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(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.

"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."

by Marcus April 09, 2004

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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

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meadow muffins

cattle dung

cow pie

When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.

by David Bassler March 29, 2004

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meadow muffin

noun, refers generally to horse droppings, because they are about the same size and shape as a banana nut muffin.

Bubba and I played catch with some meadow muffins.

by Warlord_1911 September 24, 2013

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