Masturbation. Instead of a three-some, you have a "me-some".

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

The act of having sex with oneself; masturbation.

1) Cleveland Steamer
2) act of giving a man named chad a bj of epic proportions.
3) A combination of a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez.
4) the special happy place reach around

mesome has multiple definitions depending on your location in the country

Activity involving solo masturbation and watching porn