a fucking dickhead who takes cock up the bum on a daily basis, leading to a fucked up liver. Bitches out on Chem 2922 for food chem and is a drug mule for monash. cannot live without a beanie, which is a portable human cum dumpster for all the dudes he ravages being the slut he is.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.