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A person with a depressingly small and shrivelled penis. They regularly rub their penises on cheese and finger their own anus
Mcquirk: I have a small penis and finger my anus, therefore I am a Mcquirk
by TheBestowerOfWisdom October 18, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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