The average guy, but has a large penis.
Is kick ass at soccer and wishes he was good at kicking for football.
Has a zesty girlfriend whos name starts with "s" but she lives far.
Has a kick ass bestfriend down the street he doesnt hang out with enough
cause he is hanging out with "hard asses"

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.