A wee Glaswegian dickhead that thinks he sounds good when in fact his tunes sound like as much fun as shagging a washing machine with a spiky dildo attached to it. In other words, pure white!

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.