Urban Dictionary: mazel tov

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congratulations

at a bar/bat mitzvah u wuld say congratulations to the person being bAR/BAT mitzvahed "Mazel tov!"

by blah BLAH blah June 07, 2003

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What jews say when they're about to come.

Zona: Oh, Sarsur. Stick your muzion in my okhel!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!

by dirtybeandip January 08, 2012

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Congratulations. Often used in a jocular or sarcastic manner.

1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."

2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."

by Diacetylm0rphine February 13, 2010

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A word used in response to a hiccup.

Aaron: *Hiccup*

Danielle: Mazeltov

Aaron: Mickelton

by ac871 November 09, 2018

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When one celebrates the acquiring of a new smoking piece by wrapping an old one up in a napkin, smashing it, extracting the resin from the broken bowl and shaft, and smoking a resin ball.

We did a mazeltov last night with Tommy's new bong; we got so high.

I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.

by cthuluhulu May 28, 2011

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