Feeling very lonely or neglected by others.

Bored.

A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.
I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work.

My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman.

No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman.

Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman.
by kz5bw5 June 02, 2009
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Maytag Rodeo - When a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for sexual satisfaction. Yeeeeehawwww

Jenny to Rachel "I'm really horny but I can't go clubbing tonight. I have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry."

Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
by Jenny Black February 19, 2008
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when someone takes a hellacious dump in a washer with a load of laundry then turns the washer one..
i went to put the laundry in the dryer, and there was shit all over my clothes..that punk bitch danny must of gave me a maytag mudslide...
by that punk bitch danny November 08, 2011
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hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!
by Retunda April 19, 2010
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When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.
"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"
by Serengeti September 27, 2004
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A person who waits for a problem to arise to get things done; someone who procrastinates.
You can't trust a Maytag Man to keep our decaying infrastructure in a state of good repair.
by chapinocano March 30, 2018
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