The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!
by Squeem puncher August 06, 2021
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When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick February 15, 2018
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often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise
by poop cruncher November 06, 2020
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When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.
I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.
by roamingsloth May 07, 2016
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